December 2009
37 posts
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...
– Marilyn Monroe Still chipping away at Blonde
Sleep has been eluding me, that saucy minx.
Ultimately, because the drug trade is in part an economic imperative—meaning...
– David Simon (via syntheticpubes) Also, kids feel like suckers when they’re sitting there in school all day and being broke and they see their friends/peers making money and being able to help out their family and “having fun” so of course they’re going to drop out and do what...
I understand you're racist/classist, but could you...
I understand that you’re ghetto, but could you walk a little bit faster? somethingintellectual:
(via artisticgleam)
This is one of my pet peeves. As I pass by them (going a normal human speed), they always “Pshhh” and mutter “Who she think she is?” to their homies.
Walk faster, or get in a single file line. Dawg.
I think a direct correlation can be made, for instance, between the rise of...
– Jason Louv (holy shit what was I JUST saying?) [via] (via syntheticpubes) One more reason why Borders is failing and i may be out of a job next year. Who wants to read a book when you can spend hours upon hours in front of a screen doing goodness knows what?
i’ve come to the conclusion that DayQuil is beyond unhelpful, because not only does it not help my symptoms, it induces mild hallucinations. Last time i send out one of my employees for something to make me feel better. Wussies are too afraid to get the good stuff behind the counter.
FYI
Borders Employee Appreciation Days Monday-Wednesday. Maybe you want to stop by and get 40% off of everything excepting electronics? Gotta make sure i’m there so i can use the discount for you. i work 6pm-3am the next couple days. We close at 11pm
Roofers Suck
So i’m working my usual 6pm-5am shifts this week, which means i need need need to be able to sleep during the day. However, there are roofers working on our slate all week. There is loudness and pounding and my bed is shaking. So here i am, sitting in my princess palace, watching season 5 until i am so tired i’m able to block all sound from my tortured mind. Why am i being punished?...