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Unicorn-Surprise

Born and Bred in Baltimore
Trying to figure out where to go from there


January 23, 2012 • 208 notes

sammy for serious: Ladies beards belong on the face not on your naughty parts.

anorable:

snuffedout:

tayloraroush:

beardedjames:

And if you do have a beard down stairs please keep it trimmed. Unlike my face your vagina looks better without a beard.

What James said…

Or grow that shit out wild, that’s cool too, there’s no muff too tough for a dude…

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  3. madeofpaper reblogged this from jordanrock and added:
    beards are beautiful on faces. “beards” are also beautiful on vaginas. whoever you are, you don’t even fucking deserve...
  4. petitvulcan reblogged this from doyourwardance and added:
    I hope a giant bush swallows this jerk whole :)
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  7. senorbutts reblogged this from treebeardoffangorn and added:
    Am I the only one who read this as “Lady’s Beards…” like…a face beard, but on a lady? It made me want a beard.
  8. terminallyyy-chill reblogged this from tamaulipana and added:
    I can have a beard wherever the fuck I want. And if someone doesn’t want my business because i have hair where I...
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  11. profpanda reblogged this from anorable and added:
    ”..there’s no muff too tough for a dude who loves vagina.” i love it
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  31. strangeasanjles reblogged this from whims-of-a-feminist and added:
    Change “dude” to “person” and I’m getting it tattooed above my tuff muff.
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  33. tombtrash reblogged this from fatbrat and added:
    Whoa, what’s with the pube shaming?
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  35. treebeardoffangorn reblogged this from monsterbloodiv and added:
    Vagina beards and face beards and weiner beards should all be best of friends, but only if there’s no body policing...
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  37. storiesofaginger reblogged this from fatbrat and added:
    I’m never shaving, trimming my vag hair again. Ever.
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  39. fatbrat reblogged this from ameliabutter and added:
    dude… “there’s no muff too tough...loves vagina.” “there’s
  40. ameliabutter reblogged this from anorable and added:
    So the thing is is I have never ever liked beards ever. I am not into dads and I am not into hippies and the thing that...
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  45. tentinyourpants reblogged this from monsterbloodiv and added:
    I will groom myself to however I see fit.
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  47. mtraptor reblogged this from keltastrophe and added:
    there’s a photo in a zine somewhere of my bush acting as the beard of a face I drew on my belly, which I’m not posting...
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  49. allhailnorthscottsdale reblogged this from boptomybeat and added:
    apparently merkins are in style, so that’s cool i guess (wearing a merkin) idk what is wrong with this world
  50. munstermum reblogged this from ednaisdrowning and added:
    no… Lol at OP… Let me bestow some experience on you. I’m...married woman. I have a son....
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